I just thought Id record a tinsy bit of Ben's randomness this week. He will be sitting there quietly engrossed in something or other, like for instance skate boarding on the xbox this morning when he'll just come out with something a bit odd. This morning it was:-
'Mum, how many times have you said the word lightbulb in your life?'
and when I havent got an answer, because most of his out of the blue questions have me rolling my eyes and responding with 'Benj, Ive absolutely no idea' he looks at me with disgust.
An easier one early this week, I could answer.
'Mum, if you were a cheese ball, what sort of cheese would you be?'
'Well Benji, I'd be cheddar of course'. He does have a cheese theme because on other occasions he'll come out with his favourite phrase of 'Lets all eat cheese without asking'.
Maybe its Ben that has corrupted Squeaky in the ways of cheese with all this cheese talk, because all of a sudden, cheese has become Squeaky's catnip. He's never been one for treats, ignores them, whatever they may be, but since last week, he's become a cheese fiend.
He ambushes anyone on the way to the fridge, he jumps up when you bend to get in it and if you happen not to pass him a teeny piece or two, he smacks you with his paw and walks off annoyed.
I wonder if Squeaky was a cheese ball, what cheese he would be.
See thats what happens when you sit waiting for the Tesco man to come you end up typing a load of bollocks on blogger.
2 comments:
Ha ha - hilarious!! xx
I'm so glad someone else also has a small boy fond of asking outrageously bizarre questions. How about 'Mum ... if a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a Stegosaurus got in a fight, which one would win?' He woke me up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT to ask that one.
Tsk. x
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