Ive not been well. Ben was off school with it Thursday and Friday bless him and it really wiped him out.
See? Note Bubble the cat watching over him. Its my own fault I was ill. Im rarely ill and I got all cocky last weekend saying I was the only one out of the Beechers now that hadnt been struck down.
Cue fluey bug arriving Sunday night and smacking me right in the face. I tried to ignore it and attempted to go into work on Monday for no other reason than I didnt want to ruin my attendence record, but by the time I got to Sale on the motorway I knew I had to turn around and go back to bed. Oh my I felt rough. Its those damn 'oh my god Im on fire, but Im absolutely frozen and really do need that fifth pair of pyjamas and fur trapper hat' feeling I dont like. And I actually did wear Ben's fur trappers hat for a while to keep warm. Then two minutes later you are sweating so much, you'd swear that after the 6 hours it takes to remove all the clothes youve just put on, you'd be a shadow of yourself having just sweated out half your body weight.
Bubble is obviously a very caring cat though. Not only did he watch over Ben but he didnt leave my side all the time I was ill. Im sure youre all thinking its probably more to do with the big furry blanket and the warmth I was emitting rather than him looking after me but thats not true. Anyway, he's got a new gig these days. Vampire cat.
Photo is pants, its from my iphone. I think Im probably the only person in the world that doesnt rave about Iphone photos. Yes they might look really good photos on the phone, but then you download them and realise that in fact they are really quite bobbins. He looks sweet there though. It was seconds before he started what can only be a torrent of chatting. Nurse? I think he'd be more suited to being a hairdresser. He constantly blathered away, meow meow meow, are you going on holiday this year, meow meow meow, what are you doing for Easter, meow meow meow for the entire time I was off. Good god, no wonder Squeaky steers clear of him, he never shuts up!.
What else. Oh yes, we had this at weekend also.
Ive had to lighten it quite a lot as it was very dark on Sunday night when I took it and sent it to Beech with the message 'I did warn you!'. Yes its an ironing board in the front garden. This is what happens when you dont put the flaming thing away after being asked over and over and over not to leave it stood up in the bedroom. Why? Because apart from the fact it completely spoils the prettiness that is my bedroom but when its left up it then becomes akin to the exercise bike. Not that Ive got one, but if I did have an exercise bike Im sure that too would just become a tool for draping clothes over and hanging all manner of other things from it. Like this bloody ironing board. Its Beech's job to iron. Which sounds very 'new man' of him and all that, but for the majority of the time its an excuse to go upstairs, lie on the bed and watch telly. Then jumps up when he hears feet approaching and pretends to iron. Our ironing pile is a testament to that fact. He gets off lightly, Ive offered to switch and I'll iron and he does absolutely everything else in the house but oddly enough he just wont go for that. Anyway, he continually leaves the ironing board stood up, gathering crap instead of put it behind the bedroom door, what, 10 feet away? So I put it up in the garden Sunday night and left it there.
He tried to shout at me by text but it just doesnt have the same threat to it does it?
Me: I warned you!
Beech: What is that?
Me: Its the ironing board in the front garden
Beech: Take it in
Me: No.
Beech: Take it in now.
Me: No, and if it rains, you'll have to buy a new one
Beech: Take it in!
Me: No
See? HA. Oh and it didnt rain but guess what? I can feel another ironing board outting coming on. He fetched it in from the garden and now five days later, its STILL by the front door. I might put it on the corner of the street next.
Still with last weekend, and another few crappy iphone photos, Poppy was also made a point of ridicule by her choice of attire during a rainy Saturday walk.
She loves it really. And the dog dri bag she had to sit in on the way home.
That was chocolate mudmask the week before. You may wonder why Im wearing such an unfashionable blouse there. Its not a blouse, its an old biddy nightie, my guilty pleasure.
Last weekend we also celebrated Billybobs birthday. A little prematurely on the Sunday as her birthday was actually the 5th.
She was 2.
Sorry, 42. I did take lots of photos of her but you know, its when you get to that age, you have to be careful what faces you pull, most of them are not becoming of her. And I would never put those on my blog.
(Chortle)
S'ma big sis.
Happy birthday Emmsey.
Bit more scrapping done too, some stuff for me and some pages for Kate to show off her amazing doodles. Credits for all can be found in my UKS Gallery.
To go with the page I did on Bethany's bedroom, I managed to find a kit I liked to go with Bens Bedroom.
Using Kate's new kit 'Happily Ever After' I found time to take the mickey out of Ben's early crossing dressing phrase. Ive linked to each of Kate's kits if you would like to have a nosey in her store.
With Kate's Doggie Days kit, I scrapped Benj and Poppy Lop at Cringle Park...
and going back to Big Hair of the 80's, Kate's aptly named Child of the 80's kit was just about perfect.
Finally, and probably my favourite digi page of recent, a page of my grandma and grandads wedding from 1942. The receipt at the side of the page is a scan of the actual receipt from their honeymoon.
Aww bless.


































































